He spent the start of this season locked in the world’s worst GSA with Tom and Greg, which couldn’t have been easy. Logan: Even if Logan weren’t hurling homophobic slurs around every few episodes, the fact that he’s the only character on this list who would equivocally choose Oppenheimer over the Barbie movie places him at the bottom by default.But If I can wrest my “Kendall Roy is a trans woman” truther hat off my skull, I’ll just say that there’s definitely something unexamined going on with his gender and/or sexuality, and he strikes me, subtly, as the queerest of the bunch. Kendall: The fact that Kendall is constantly reinventing himself, but never becoming any happier, is giving me major “egg vibes,” as we call it in the trans community: he’s trying on all of these different (baseball) hats when what he really needs to try is estradiol.His dynamic with Gerri also has major lesbian-but-not-lesbian energy. Roman: This doesn’t feel like a stretch, does it? Out of all the characters who have socially unusual things going on in their bedrooms, Roman is the one whose behavior receives the most direct treatment in the text.His extended dressing down of her definitely reads like a lover spurned. (Or is he a bottom?) Let’s not forget that he also immediately clocked Greg’s date’s “ludicrously capacious” Burberry tote bag. And that he swallowed his own load at a sex club. Tom: It’s no secret that Tom has it bad for Greg.But I can easily picture him doing a “devil’s threesome” with Willa and another guy. I don’t foresee a future for her in some kind of power lesbian arrangement, but perhaps one day she’s keynoting a women in business conference, she spots someone across the hotel bar, and then pantsuits start to come off? I’ll stop before I write the fanfic. We know she has a roaming erotic imagination, and that she’s theoretically the most liberal of the bunch - though in this family, that means little. And as much as I wish that the “Disgusting Brothers” would do disgusting things together, I don’t think they ever will. Greg: Despite Tom’s advances, Greg seems to be the most conventionally straight of the Roy boys.

I’m convinced he’s exclusively had heterosexual missionary position intercourse for six decades running. Logan: Logan still uses “queer” as a slur.

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